i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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