Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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