yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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