Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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