No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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