Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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