After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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