Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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