Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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