Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Randomize
