what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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