I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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