hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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