i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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