the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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