how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i came on her dog
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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