i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I FOUND THE LEGS
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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