i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
