Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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