why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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