she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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