Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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