He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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