Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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