Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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