I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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