If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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