walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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