I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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