I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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