Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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