I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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