I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Holy shit dude........stairs
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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