Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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