i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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