Whod you bang
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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