I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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