is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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