Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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