If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
