im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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