idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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