I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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