so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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