Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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