Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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