Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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