I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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