Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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