what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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