Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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