check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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