A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
should my penis look like a turkey
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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