I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
