I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
